[dillonpape]

lol I don't want to waste my guitar by smacking them with it in self defense, so maybe I should stock up on some pepper spray, or maybe a more efficient weapon against this particular enemy would be a metronome which plays sporadically uneven beats...I think that should confuse and debilitate them until I can flee the scene and escape safely with my guitar.

[at_leo_87]

there's no escaping them, man, they lurk in the shadows. your best defense is years and years of practice and a good metronome.

[dillonpape]

haha Well, then, it sounds like I am already on the right track. Years and years of practice and intense metronome methods? I'm up for the challenge, man, no problem But I just might get myself a night light just in case, help ward off those shadows...